squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal Slam me in my tender butthole I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
whitewanke-r: imaginefucking: Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.” There are some things you can’t unread
thegoddamazon: kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
archangelgaybriel: mikerotone: cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge: when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP it will say VIP That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you yeah the throne